Agony Aunts

Agony Aunts, ah yes solving the worlds problems with a push of a pen and reason like that of a chimp, pressing colourfull buttons in an effort to recieve a peanut. Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in Agony Aunt you get 'sexist moron'.

Take Mary, shes having problems with her husband of 14 years. things have gone stale and he doesn't pay her any attention or treat her special like he used too. Mary needs love and has turned in desperation to her sons teacher Brian for that tender touch. Our Agony Aunt advises Mary that she should tell her husband how she feels and explain she need to feel loved, plus she should end this relationship with Brian straight away as it will only lead to no good. Ah bless.

Take Kevin, hes having a problem with his wife of 14 years, things have gone stale and she doesn't pay him any attention or treat him special like she used too. Kevin needs love and has turned in desperation to his sons teacher Kathy for that tender touch. Our Agony Aunt advises Kevin that he should grow up and take responsibilty for his own life. His wife is not there to make him feel special and serving his own lustfull needs is disgusting. Tell you wife what you've done and hope she doesn't kick you the F**K out!.