Drugs Bust Injures Four Police Officers!

An algerian lady faced 15 years today in a dutch prison, over alegations that she detonanted her false breasts, which were at the time full of the illegal drug animorphal E5.

Left: Police in the port of Rotterdam and inset a small animal

The drug, used mostly in the chess and crossword community as a retardant to their over intellectual brainage, is also known to cause severe 'small animal mating' when taken in larger doses. Three dutch police men and one women suffered small animal mating related injuries when the bust exploded in the port of Rotterdam. The female officier as a result, has lost all use of her knee caps due to 'prolonged K9 positioning " and one of the men is still incapable of pronouncing the word "effortlessly".

Police in holland are now calling for a europe wide database of nipple prints to counter this growing menace. Superintendant Ikbar Von Shitzel of the Dutch police force stated "Dish womens was asked to exposeh her breastige and refused, upon examinings dish breastige de ladish exploded dem over the faceish of de offiishcers wibble wobble tinglish.....Brrrr"

Eight people and one cat have already died this year due to this drug.