JiML the well known mass marketer of devices such as, the "energy saving cod fish" and the, "eco mop saddle", has announced a new initiative that could help the lives of thousands of children in China. JiML propose that their Fhistle device, otherwise known as the fart whistle could be recycled as a breathing device to aid those in smog filled areas with asthma.
Right: one young chappy trying his Fhistle
The Fhistle, invented by Karl Himenbuster, California in 1912, originally was a device that allowed the wearer to flatulate profoundly in high density areas without odour or embarrassment, but instead filtered the gas and produced an innocent whistle noise. Widely used in the trenches in WW2 by the allies, you can often hear the whistle on old war films at that time, but was banned by the military as it was often mistaken for the 'attack whistle', also used in the trenches, and as a result caused many accidental deaths.
JiML now propose that all Fhistle owners should send their old Fhistles to the polluted regions, so that the children with asthma there can use them in the mouth, as a breathing device. JiML Ceo Bartlet Franklyn said "its a great device, it filters fart air so why not smog...yes?......YES.... YES.... YAHOO! IM YOUR POPPY".
JiML did say that they didn't want any Fhistle pre 1976 as they could contain shitlets.
The Fhistle, invented by Karl Himenbuster, California in 1912, originally was a device that allowed the wearer to flatulate profoundly in high density areas without odour or embarrassment, but instead filtered the gas and produced an innocent whistle noise. Widely used in the trenches in WW2 by the allies, you can often hear the whistle on old war films at that time, but was banned by the military as it was often mistaken for the 'attack whistle', also used in the trenches, and as a result caused many accidental deaths.
JiML now propose that all Fhistle owners should send their old Fhistles to the polluted regions, so that the children with asthma there can use them in the mouth, as a breathing device. JiML Ceo Bartlet Franklyn said "its a great device, it filters fart air so why not smog...yes?......YES.... YES.... YAHOO! IM YOUR POPPY".
JiML did say that they didn't want any Fhistle pre 1976 as they could contain shitlets.
1 comment:
ooo, i didn't know this fart whistle was used during the WW2.
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