In a recent address to the nation, on the war in Iraq, the president, Mr Bush was quoted as saying "I have no doubt in my mind, that with the help of our forces, and those in the pentagon, we will have a resolution and victory in this war on Trevor...".
This vocalised bungle by the president was taken as a literal order on the armed forces controlled by the Pentagon to mount an armed assault on all known citizens in America with the name Trevor. So far nine Trevors have been shot, one fatally and twelve others are under siege in there homes. A leading authority on “accidental attacks on people by large armies” and author of the book "Dont Shoot! Im Sammy Bonluden", Dr Harold Faulkling has claimed that "This is the worst case I have ever witness of its kind. My heart goes out to all Trevors and there families at this time".
Until the order is revoked by the president, all Trevors are at risk, and currently Mr Bush is too busy under going pronunciation lessons. A spokesperson for the White House said "our president does not wish to further cause more errors in the military". When pressed the spokesperson admitted that Mr Bush had been noticed pronouncing "federal reserve" as the alarming "attack Europe with nuclear weapons" and that this had to be resolved before his bath time.
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